i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
I didn’t believe a word. But that’s okay, I knew it was the right thing to do. Funerals, I’ve decided, are not for the dead. They’re for the living.
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift
if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done